So, You Think You Understand English?

Here’s a forwarded (edited) email that landed in my box. I don’t know it’s origin, but I thought it interesting — and sometimes funny — enough to share.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

English for Dummies bookThe farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. Continue reading